Submitted by potentialforart Humanities major: you’re so lucky you get multiple choice exams. That’s like, what, a 25% chance of getting each question right?

Submitted by potentialforart

Humanities major: you’re so lucky you get multiple choice exams. That’s like, what, a 25% chance of getting each question right?

“I… I better visit the writing centre. Do we still use the hamburger format in university? …………and you want me to write about my feelings?”

“I… I better visit the writing centre. Do we still use the hamburger format in university? …………and you want me to write about my feelings?”

Submitted by maggddapie “So what if it’s not equipped with the proper ventilation system to get rid of strong chemical smells? It’s over a hundred years old! It has such a rich history!”

Submitted by maggddapie

“So what if it’s not equipped with the proper ventilation system to get rid of strong chemical smells? It’s over a hundred years old! It has such a rich history!”

Scientific fact: The reason you wear a wedding ring on your ring finger is because there is a vein that runs directly from your heart to that finger. Psychological fact: when a person cries and the first drop of tears come from the right eye, it’s happiness. But when the first roll is from the left, it’s pain. Psychological fact: if someone appears in your dreams, it’s because that person misses you. What are these people trying to write: Hallmark greeting cards?

Scientific fact: The reason you wear a wedding ring on your ring finger is because there is a vein that runs directly from your heart to that finger.

Psychological fact: when a person cries and the first drop of tears come from the right eye, it’s happiness. But when the first roll is from the left, it’s pain.

Psychological fact: if someone appears in your dreams, it’s because that person misses you.

What are these people trying to write: Hallmark greeting cards?

Submitted by prologi “Hmm, or is it 14? I… I better use my $200 calculator to check.”

Submitted by prologi

“Hmm, or is it 14? I… I better use my $200 calculator to check.”

META META META. (Thanks stardustzombie!)

META META META.

(Thanks stardustzombie!)

Five courses, five 1000-page hardbound textbooks. Plus lab manuals and lab equipment. …and no, you can’t buy them used. We switched editions this year.

Five courses, five 1000-page hardbound textbooks. Plus lab manuals and lab equipment.

…and no, you can’t buy them used. We switched editions this year.

…what do you mean ‘1,8-Bis(dimethylamino)naphthalene’ isn’t in the dictionary?

…what do you mean ‘1,8-Bis(dimethylamino)naphthalene’ isn’t in the dictionary?

Overstressed, over-facted, forever chasing the high end of the bell curve. We are science majors, and these are our tales.

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Note: I’m a biology major and a psych minor but I didn’t want to narrow down the scope of the meme to just those two things (we're already outnumbered by the humanities peeps!) so if you wanna rep your major, don’t hesitate to SUBMIT a post!

Anything that is: a) related to science (I know “science” is kind of a vague term so just to make it easy, we’re gonna go by what the general public considers to be “science” — i.e. fields that use the scientific method. So while history is a social science, history posts don't count, you trolls) b) humorous will most likely be accepted.

Submissions may be edited slightly but you will be credited.