Anonymous asked: congrats on graduating! if you dont mind me asking, what do you plan on doing afterward?

  1. Go to grad school for evolutionary biology
  2. Legally change my name to ‘Spock of Vulcan’
  3. Work on thesis
  4. Finish thesis
  5. Publish thesis under new legal name so that the universe will forever have a paper “written” by a fictional alien
  6. Change name back
  7. Upgrade psychology minor into a major
  8. ….go to grad school for psychology
  9. Legally change name to ‘Darth Vader’
  10. Repeat steps 3 to 6
  11. I will never enter the real world
  12. Never
  13. You can’t make me
  14. You
  15. Can’t
  16. Make
  17. Me.