"…why are you mad at me? You’ve been living a lie and I’m just enlightening you!”
Biology majors: ruining childhoods one nature trivia at a time.
Five courses, five 1000-page hardbound textbooks. Plus lab manuals and lab equipment.
…and no, you can’t buy them used. We switched editions this year.
justanother-ravenclaw asked: Would you count engineering within the umbrella of science?
kind of yes because there’s quite a bit of overlap with the other fields (e.g. physics, chemistry, molecular bio). Plus, a lot of engineering jokes can be understood by science majors. BUT AS WITH MOST THINGS, THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTES; if the joke is too specific to your tiny little field of expertise, it won’t be posted.
I also won’t be posting any computer science and advanced math jokes because I think those fields are diverse enough on their own to get their own memes and I don’t wanna steal anyone’s thunder. Plus, there are a feces-ton of programming and math jokes out there and I… don’t trust myself with those.
I’ll put up a submissions guideline soon! Thanks to those who already submitted — posts will be staggered so as not to flood your dashboards.
Art majors have a meme, English majors have a meme… science majors need some love too. Those long hours at the library can get terribly, terribly lonely.
Note: I’m a biology major and a psych minor so anything I come up with will probably be related to those two disciplines. But I didn’t want to narrow down the scope of the meme to just those two things so if you wanna rep your major, don’t hesitate to submit a post! Anything that is: a) related to science (I know “science” is kind of a vague term so just to make it easy, we’re gonna go by what the general public considers to be “science” — so while history is considered a social science, history posts don’t count, you trolls) b) humorous will most likely be accepted.
Got it? Eeexcellent.
Overstressed, over-facted, forever chasing the high end of the bell curve. We are science majors, and these are our tales.
Note: I’m a biology major and a psych minor but I didn’t want to narrow down the scope of the meme to just those two things (we're already outnumbered by the humanities peeps!) so if you wanna rep your major, don’t hesitate to SUBMIT a post!
Anything that is: a) related to science (I know “science” is kind of a vague term so just to make it easy, we’re gonna go by what the general public considers to be “science” — i.e. fields that use the scientific method. So while history is a social science, history posts don't count, you trolls) b) humorous will most likely be accepted.
Submissions may be edited slightly but you will be credited.