Submitted by disappearxhere

Submitted by disappearxhere

Submitted by holdknowgo

Submitted by holdknowgo

a-zombie-faggot: fyeahsciencemajormouse: Scientific fact: The reason you wear a wedding ring on your ring finger is because there is a vein that runs directly from your heart to that finger. Psychological fact: when a person cries and the first drop of tears come from the right eye, it’s happiness. But when the first roll is from the left, it’s pain. Psychological fact: if someone appears in your dreams, it’s because that person misses you. What are these people trying to write: Hallmark greeting cards? that scientific fact tho, in the middle ages they put weeding rings on that finger because they found out there is a vein that leads to the heart. it was saying “i love you and this ring will prove that are love is connected at the heart.” so stuff it mouse.  [citation needed]

a-zombie-faggot: fyeahsciencemajormouse:

Scientific fact: The reason you wear a wedding ring on your ring finger is because there is a vein that runs directly from your heart to that finger.

Psychological fact: when a person cries and the first drop of tears come from the right eye, it’s happiness. But when the first roll is from the left, it’s pain.

Psychological fact: if someone appears in your dreams, it’s because that person misses you.

What are these people trying to write: Hallmark greeting cards?

that scientific fact tho, in the middle ages they put weeding rings on that finger because they found out there is a vein that leads to the heart. it was saying “i love you and this ring will prove that are love is connected at the heart.” so stuff it mouse.

 [citation needed]

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peterandwendy asked: Is this the only blog you run? Do you have a personal one?

Yes, I do have a personal blog! …but it’s kind of an acquired taste and you should not follow it if you require a high dosage of LulzRx because most of it is just reblogs of oversaturated, aesthetically pleasing screencaps, nonsensical old lady rants and creepy posts about certain cast members of “Star Trek”.

If you’re into all of the things I mentioned then by all means, come on down but, like… yeah.

Submitted by wistfulseahorse

Submitted by wistfulseahorse

Anonymous asked: congrats on graduating! if you dont mind me asking, what do you plan on doing afterward?

  1. Go to grad school for evolutionary biology
  2. Legally change my name to ‘Spock of Vulcan’
  3. Work on thesis
  4. Finish thesis
  5. Publish thesis under new legal name so that the universe will forever have a paper “written” by a fictional alien
  6. Change name back
  7. Upgrade psychology minor into a major
  8. ….go to grad school for psychology
  9. Legally change name to ‘Darth Vader’
  10. Repeat steps 3 to 6
  11. I will never enter the real world
  12. Never
  13. You can’t make me
  14. You
  15. Can’t
  16. Make
  17. Me.

Anonymous asked: QUEENS SUX LOL UWO FTW

Look broski, at any other time I probably would’ve waved the tricolour flag in your face and made your eardrums rupture with a very passionate rendition of the Oil Thigh but DAMMIT I AM SIX WEEKS AWAY FROM GRADUATION, RIGHT NOW I AM TEAM ‘FUCK ACADEMIA I’M GOING HOME’

Submitted by potentialforart Humanities major: you’re so lucky you get multiple choice exams. That’s like, what, a 25% chance of getting each question right?

Submitted by potentialforart

Humanities major: you’re so lucky you get multiple choice exams. That’s like, what, a 25% chance of getting each question right?

“I… I better visit the writing centre. Do we still use the hamburger format in university? …………and you want me to write about my feelings?”

“I… I better visit the writing centre. Do we still use the hamburger format in university? …………and you want me to write about my feelings?”

It is sometimes said that scientists are unromantic, that their passion to figure out robs the world of beauty and mystery. But is it not stirring to understand how the world actually works — that white light is made of colors, that color is the way we perceive the wavelengths of light, that transparent air reflects light, that in so doing it discriminates among the waves, and that the sky is blue for the same reason that the sunset is red? It does no harm to the romance of the sunset to know a little bit about it. — Carl Sagan Basically? SCIENCE RULES, AND SO DO YOU.

It is sometimes said that scientists are unromantic, that their passion to figure out robs the world of beauty and mystery. But is it not stirring to understand how the world actually works — that white light is made of colors, that color is the way we perceive the wavelengths of light, that transparent air reflects light, that in so doing it discriminates among the waves, and that the sky is blue for the same reason that the sunset is red? It does no harm to the romance of the sunset to know a little bit about it.

— Carl Sagan

Basically? SCIENCE RULES, AND SO DO YOU.

Overstressed, over-facted, forever chasing the high end of the bell curve. We are science majors, and these are our tales.

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Note: I’m a biology major and a psych minor but I didn’t want to narrow down the scope of the meme to just those two things (we're already outnumbered by the humanities peeps!) so if you wanna rep your major, don’t hesitate to SUBMIT a post!

Anything that is: a) related to science (I know “science” is kind of a vague term so just to make it easy, we’re gonna go by what the general public considers to be “science” — i.e. fields that use the scientific method. So while history is a social science, history posts don't count, you trolls) b) humorous will most likely be accepted.

Submissions may be edited slightly but you will be credited.